Dick Sucker 77: Cadence Caliber @ TheDickSuckers.com
Cadence Caliber just got out of art school. Like all young artists, she struggles. She lives in her studio, which is in a bad part of town, and she eats a lot of noodles boiled in water. Sometimes, for a treat, she’ll sprinkle a hard-boiled egg over those noodles and go to town. Today’s she’s having a hard time at the easel, mainly cause her stomach’s growling. We felt bad for her, so we sent over a load a protein. How about that for being nice? Candace is greedy though, and she wants more; in addition, she’s so tired of painting faces, all she wants is her face painted. We were feeling especially nice, so we sent a second stunt cock over for her — none other than Johnny Fender. He paints her face alright; in fact, we don’t think Jackson Pollock coulda done a better job splattering her face better than our man Johnny Fender. Cadence called her facial mess a "masterpiece". You be the judge.
Mar 12